SQL, Man

This caped hero came to simplify our world one database at a time. His queries will dazzle you. His keystrokes will simplify. With SQL Man there is no trans log. SQL Man fears only one thing, AppMan. What is his secret weapon you ask……………celery and kidney beans.

Illustration requested by Mr Rogers.

Carpe Dulcis Diem

Latin Translation:
carpe – to pluck, seize, grab, lay hold of, hold on to
dulcis – sweet, pleasant, agreeable, delightful
diem – day
or
Have a Nice Day

I was looking into some latin translations when this idea struck me.